You ever felt like you're gonna chuck up

You try to speak but it comes out mucked up

Well that's just the way she made me feel



I know I shoudn't, no I shouldn't pull her hair

But it's a kids sign of affection

And I still ain't got nowhere



I sat behind her in almost every lesson

She drove me mad with that gingham dress on

And those little ribbons in her hair



She had a brother in the year above her

So I wrote, told him that I bugged her

He got all my stuff stuck in a tree



Yes I confess, I may well be a pest

But I'm not gonna change, so let it go...



She had a brother and he threatened to hit me

So I turned round and ran home quickly

Hid under the stairs for quite a while



I like to remember my days at school

I always was the classroom fool

Best thing about playtime was kiss chase



Yelling swear words with your mates

Not finding out what it meant till it's too late

And you're grounded for the day



Giving your mate's an atomic wedge

Or finding pornos in the hedge

Ringing doorbells and running away