Gonna tell you a story that you won't believe

But I fell in love last Friday evenin'

WIth a girl that I saw on a bar room T.V. screen



Well, I was gettin' ready to get my hat

When she caught my eye and I put it back

And I ordered myself a couple o'more shots and beers



The night you know that I fell in love

with a roller derby queen

Round and round, oh round and round

The meanest hunk o' woman that

Anybody ever seen

Down in the arena...



She we five foot six and two fifteen

A bleached-blonde mama

With a streak of mean

She knew how to knuckle

And she knew how to tussle and fight



And the roller derby program said

That she were built like a 'fridgerator with a head

Her fans called her "Tuffy"

But all her buddies called her "Spike"



The night you know that I fell in love

with a roller derby queen

Round and round, oh round and round

The meanest hunk o' woman that

Anybody ever seen

Down in the arena...



Round and round, go round and round

Round and round, go round and round

Round and round, go round and round



Well, I could not help it

But to fall in love

With this heavy-duty woman

I been speakin' of

Things looked kinda bad

Until the day she skated into my life



Well, she might be nasty

SHe might be fat

But I never met a person

Who would tell her that

She's my big blonder bomber

My heavy-duty Hackensack mama



The night you know that I fell in love

with a roller derby queen

Round and round, oh round and round

The meanest hunk o' woman that

Anybody ever seen

Down in the arena...



Round and round, go round and round

Round and round, go round and round

Round and round, go round and round