Tv dinner and tv news

Leather jackets and cowboy boots

Cut your hair, wear a suit

Get an ulcer, eat fast food

Keep on running 'cause you're always late

Move up the ladder, don't you hesitate



(CHORUS) Life's a rollercoaster (x4)



Diet coke and plastic meat

The latest soap on satellite teevee

D.i.v.o.r.c.e.

Maybe me, maybe you

B.M.W. or a brand new van

Drive a Merc or a MercedesBenz



(CHORUS)



I got news for you

You should know there's no use for you

People won't feel bad

If you should drop dead



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