Written by Brian Gunn, Mark Gunn, Nigel Dick, Julie Glaze, Josh Schwartz, Brian Kierulf and Andrew Fromm



Mmm, yeah, oh baby

Girl, when I think about you

I only think of one thing

You know what that is (only think of one thing)



I lock my door

Get down on the floor

And I rub one out, baby

I sit back in my chair

Like I just don't care

And I rub one out, baby

When I'm feeling lonely

And I want you to hold me

I rub one out, yeah



Rub one out

Hey, don't be shy (girl, don't be shy)

Rub one out

Girl, don't ask why (don't even ask me why)

Rub one out

I'll grab my crotch (grab my crotch)

Rub one out

Do you wanna watch?

When I'm alone

And you're on the phone

I rub one out, yeah

When I'm feeling hot

And I'm all in a knot

I rub one out

So baby don't be shy

Don't ask why

I rub one out, baby, yeah



Rub one out

Hey, don't be shy (don't be shy)

Rub one out

Girl, don't ask why (baby don't think of askin' me why)

Rub one out

I'll grab my crotch (I'll grab my crotch)

Rub one out

Do you wanna watch?



Girl, I wanna get inside you

Or at least get beside you

Oh my machine, warm and sexy, oh oh

It's not enough

Kissing and stuff

So I rub one out (I rub one out on you)

When you're not here

And I want you near

I rub one out (rub one out for you, yeah)



Rub one out

Hey, don't be shy

Rub one out

Girl, don't ask why

Rub one out

I'll grab my crotch (I'll grab my crotch)

Rub one out

Do you wanna watch?

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