All: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,

Had a very shiny nose,

And if you ever saw it,

You would even say it glows.

Bart: Like a light bulb!

Homer: Bart!

All: All of the other reindeer,

Used to laugh and call him names.

Lisa: Like Schnozzola!

Homer: Lisa!

All: They never let poor Rudolph,

Join in any reindeer games.

Bart: Like strip poker!

Homer: I'm warning you two!

All: Then one foggy Christmas Eve,

Santa came to say,

Marge: Take it Homer!

Homer: Err... Rudolph, get your nose over here,

So you can guide my sleigh... today.

Grampa: Oh, Homer...

All: Then all the reindeer loved him,

And they shouted out with glee:

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,

You'll go down in history!

Bart: Like Attila the H- ugh, urk!

Homer: You little