C'mon, cmon!

C'mon, you can do it!

(car starts)

All right!

Dashing through the snow

in my Rusty Chevrolet

Down the road I go

Sliding all the way

I need new piston rings

I need some new snow tires

My car is held together

By a piece of chicken wire



CHORUS

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke

The door just blew away

I light a match to see the dash

And then I start to pray

The frame is bent, the muffler went

The radio, it's okay

Oh what fun it is to drive

This Rusty Chevrolet



I went to the IGA

To get some Christmas cheer

I just passed up my left front tire

And it's getting hard to steer

Speeding down the highway

Right past a county cop

I have to drag my swampers

Just to get the car to stop



(chorus)



(instrumental)



Bouncing through the snowdrifts

In a big blue cloud of smoke

People laugh as I drive by

And I wonder what's the joke

Got to get to Wal-Mart

To pick up the lay-away

'Cause Santa Claus is coming soon

In his big old rusty sleigh



(chorus)