Pretty little mongo

Everybody wants her toilet

Same old story

She won't let nobody near it

The way she teases them

It's such a shame

She's got all the huboons

Crying out her name

Soo bawls soo bawls

She's got em howling

She's got em growling

Soo bawls soo bawls

She's got em going clean out of their minds

Soo bawls soo bawls

There ain't a man in town who wouldn't

Have her for his daughter

Theys all trade their brains for

One taste of her toilet water

1-2-3-4 tell the people what she wore

They're all trying hard to call her up

But her phone's been disconnected

Since she sold her butt