G.I. Joe boy

Monkey suit man

Shamu, 5.0, flatfoot

Make less money than a damn school teacher

Ignorant redneck

Squeal, squeal, squeal

I'm gettin' tired of dealing with the p-i-g-c-o-w-a-r-d

Cro-Magnum, meter maid fed, cinder block (hed)

How to serve and protect everything that you hate-wait

Your pencil neck's about to break

Coward, coward

What's with that chip on your shoulder?

What's with that chip on your shoulder?

Vacuum

Vak-yoom brain ded

Oink-oink, cornfed

No action seein'

Glorified security guard

Causin' more trouble than you find on your silly beat

Useless