I want a girl with

A mind like a diamond

I want a girl who

Knows what's best

I want a girl with

Shoes that cut

And eyes that burn

Like cigarettes

I want a girl with

The right allocations

Who's fast and thorough

And sharp as a tack

She's playing

With her jewellery

She's putting up her hair

She's touring the facilities

And picking up slack



I want a girl with a short skirt

And a long jacket



I want a girl who

Gets up early

I want a girl who

Stays up late

I want a girl with

Uninterupted prosperity

Who used a machete

To cut through red tape



With fingernails that

Shine like justice

And a voice that is dark

Like tinted glass

She is fast and thorough

And sharp as a tack

She's touring the facilities

And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt

And a long, long jacket



I want a girl with

A smooth liquidation

I want a girl with

The right dividends

And at the city bank

We will meet accidentally

We'll start to talk when

She borrows my pen



She wants a car with

A cupholder arm rest

She wants a car

That will get her there

She's changing her name

From Kitty to Karen

She's trading her MG for

A white Chrystler Laberan



I want a girl with a short skirt

And a long jacket