STARMITES: (variously)

We are the good guys, so nice and polite

But bad guys beware us if you're lookin' to fight

Cause we don't take no lip and we don't take no sass

We're as tough as old shoe leather and as bold as brass

We're the Starmites! The mighty Starmites!

We fight for the right and unite to be free

We're the Starmites! The mighty Starmites!

The punks of the future, the future are we!



We're the heroes, the good guys, the pack and the pips

Gonna clean up the planet of bad guys and drips

If you're lookin' for action join our pack, join our crew

Cause we ain't never met a girl we like

(half as much as you!)

Starmites! The mighty Starmites! (etc.)



Please forgive us, Damsel, if we ain't got no couth.

We ain't never learned no manners,

it's a sign of our youth.

We all want you to like us so don't treat us like poison -

You're the first genuine, in-the-flesh real live Damsel

which we ever laid eyes on!

We wanna protect you, respect you, elect you to our midst

To woo you, ballyhoo you, and to do as you bidst!



SPACE PUNK: Roll call!

ACK ACK: Ack Ack Ackerman, at your service, Miss.

HERBIE: Herbie Harrison, at your service, Miss.

DISMO: Dismo d-d-Dittersdorff, at your mervis, sis - I

mean, at your sissus, merve-

I mean - aw forget about it!

STARMITES: Starmites! The mighty Starmites! (etc.)



SPACE PUNK:

I am the Space Punk, the original Space Punk,

The leader of the Pack, give me action, do or die!

With a biff, bop, and a bam, I can rescue any damsel

The king of the superheros, I!