Asexual, far from intellectual

Fashion stealer, free-wheeler

Bats her eyes to cover up her lies

She's a sucker upper, starfucker

And I'm gonna blow her cover



My friend, my friend saw you in a coffee shop

She thought you were cute, she thought you were hot

But I thought not

She's trash, she's pretty

She's good enough to do

But we got bored

Now everyone's over you



Asexual, far from intellectual

Fashion stealer, free-wheeler

Bats her eyes to cover up her lies

She's a sucker upper, starfucker

And I'm gonna blow her cover



Fix it, strap it

Wrap it around your arm

So you won't forget

When you're gone

So long