I'm writing a song all about you

A true song as real as my tears

But you've no need to fear it

'Cause no one will hear it

Sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year

I'll tell all about how you cheated

I'd like for the whole world to hear

I'd like to get even

With you 'cause you're leavin'

But sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year

It's a good thing that I'm not a star

You don't know how lucky you are

Though my record may say it

No one will play it

Sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year

It's a good thing that I'm not a star

You don't know how lucky you are

Though my record may say it

No one will play it

Sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year