[This songs' lyrics have been changed since first preformed. The lyrics that

are in italics were added later, and then removed again for the 'wood'

recording]



Sad today

Sad today

Even coffee can't make it go away

I murdered my friends

But I made amends

And that is why I'm free today

Sad today

Sad to say

Mornings, evenings, I often get this way

I stole your hat

And I hanged your cat

But that should not be taken the wrong way

So come to play

On my sad today

You don't know how much on this depends

We can both pretend we're young and gay

A single brown banana

Rots on the table

And the televison begs like a whore

If you decided to sell your happiness

For how much would you sell it

And spend your days down on the floor

La...la-la-la-la-la

La...la-la-la-la-la

La la la la la la-la

La...la-la-la-la-la

La...la-la-la-la-la

La la la la la la-la

No one stares

No one dares

When you have the mark upon your brow

I stole your hat

And I hanged your cat

So tell me how you love me now

Sad today

Sad today

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

La...la-la-la-la-la

La...la-la-la-la-la

La la la la la la-la

[etc...]