If they auctioned my heart

on The Sale of the Century

would it still be there

at the end of the show?

Would the Quizmaster-man

call it a booby prize

'cos nobody wanted to know



If they auctioned my heart

would you open the bidding?

Or would you stand at the back

and blend into the crowd?

When the hammer comes down

would you still be around

to watch me going, going, I'm gone



I've gone Yvonne

you're left alone

you'll find my keys on the table

I never wrote

a goodbye note

I didn't think I'd be able

to put down the way I've been feeling

deep inside me the brakes are squealing

but I've never done

a hit and run

but Yvonne I've gone, away



When the hammer comes down

will you still be around?

To watch me going, going, gone

I've gone again



I've gone Yvonne

you're left alone

you'll find my keys on the table

I never wrote

a goodbye note

I didn't think I'd be able

to put down the way I've been feeling

deep inside me the brakes are squealing

but I've never done

a hit and run

but Yvonne I've gone, away



If they auctioned my heart

on The Sale of the Century

please try to make sure

that you are there

'cos Lot 59

is this old heart of mine

and it's going, going, nowhere



I've gone Yvonne

you're left alone

you'll find my keys on the table

I never wrote

a goodbye note

I didn't think I'd be able

to put down the way I've been feeling

deep inside me the brakes are squealing

but I've never done

a hit and run

but Yvonne I've gone, away