You better watch out, you better not cry

You better not pout I'm telling you why



Cause I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! Fuck!



He's making a list, he's checking it twice

He's gonna find out who's a fucker...



And nobody's getting fuck! You hear me?

Nobody's getting any toys! FUCK!

Nobody's getting fuck!



He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake

He doesn't know a god damn thing 'cause the whole fucking thing is fake



"Santa, is there anything I can do?"

"Is there anything you can do? You can GET BACK TO WORK!"



You better watch out, you better not cry

You better not pout I'm telling you why



Cause I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! Fuck!



He's making a list, he's checking it twice

He's gonna find out who's a fucker...



And nobody's getting fuck! You hear me?

Nobody's getting any more toys! FUCK!

I want some fuckin *can't unnderstand it*



He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake

Your stocking's filled with coal because you're a spoiled brat-ass dick



You better make sure you learn how to spell

Cause if you don't you're burning in hell



Santa Claus is coming, I said Santa Claus is coming,

I said Santa Claus is coming, I said Santa Claus is coming,

Santa Claus is coming to town

Shit