And if you save yourself

You will make him happy

He'll keep you in a jar

And you'll think you're happy

He'll give you breathing holes

And you'll think you're happy

He'll cover you with grass

And you'll think you're happy now



You're really in a laundry room

You're really in a laundry room

The clue just came to you, oh



And if you cut yourself (Alt: And if you kill yourself)

You will think you're happy

He'll keep you in a jar

Then you'll make him happy

He'll give you breathing holes

Then you'll think you're happy

He'll cover you with grass

Then you'll think you're happy now



You're really in a laundry room

You're really in a laundry room

The clue that came to you, oh



You're really in a laundry room

You're really in a laundry room

The clue that came to you, oh



And if you fool yourself

You will make him happy

He'll keep you in a jar

Then you'll think you're happy

He'll give you breathing holes

Then you will seem happy

You'll wallow in his shit

Then you'll think you're happy now



You're really in a laundry room

You're really in a laundry room

You're really in a laundry room

The clue that came to you, oh