all the vegans in the house

all the vegans, all the vegans

all the vegans in the house

all the vegans, all the vegans



she's not eatin' bacon,

not eatin' sausage,

and she won't eat eggs,

not eatin' chicken

not eatin' turkey,

she won't have a steak,

but i just can't help feelin' sorry

for this poor little lettuce head

you know, i can't stop cryin' cause i know

this broccoli's dead



vegetarian? i'm not a vegetarian, vegetarian...she's a

vegetarian



poor little cow, little sheep, little fish

how can i sleep? when carrots are bleedin'

plants are screamin'

and tomatoes cry

you say " its not so bad, they're only vegtables",

thats what you said

maybe i'm a murderer,

but i'm hungary and they're better off dead



vegetarian? i'm not a vegetarian, vegetarian...she's a



save a plant, eat a cow,

i want beef, i want it now!

i'm gonna eat it cause it's red!

i'm gonna eat it cause it's dead!

maybe i should eat it raw

let the blood run down my jaw

i'd eat people if it was legal,

i'd eat people if it was legal