Scarlet Pussy [Controversy Music, ASCAP - 1988]

------------- [US flipside to I Wish U Heaven]



Once upon a time in the land of fever, there lived a scarlet pussy.

This kitty cat of fine descent was cherished by her mother

who wouldn't let another pet her unless he was qualified

Every 1st of the month this pretty feline got the hots

And that's when the neighborhood d-d-dogs they round up around the block.

Miao



When my little scarlet feline rows the local come around

When they see the scarlet light they know

it's time to come chase her down (chase her down)

Lo and behold the fantastical way

In which their bodies groove

My scarlet pussy furry magic alters any mood



Scarlet pussy, it's cool

Scarlet Pussy

Pussycat, pussycat wherefore art thou, puppy?



She can make U crazy if U're too close to her heat

She can make U sad when U're happy as can be

She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets

All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy



Every dog would try his lines to get pussy's attention

All they want is so exposed in ways too gross to mention



Green virgin teenager, a filthy rich yuppie

Pussycat pussycat, wherefore art thou, puppy?

Scarlet pussy



She can make U crazy if U're too close to her heat

She can make U sad when U're happy as can be

She can make U shoot your ego all over your sheets

All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy



Miao. Now what's going on? Oh, no, man, look out!

Somebody come get this miao-miao of my leg! MIAO!



Scarlet pussy



Pussycat pussycat, wherefore art thou, puppy? (meow)



She can make U crazy if U're too close to her heat

She can make U sad when U're happy as can be

She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets

All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy



All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy

Oh yeah, my little scarlet pussy

She can make U happy, she can make U sad

She can make U crazy (crazy)

She can make U shiver from your head down to your feet

Sha can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets, oh



She can make U crazy if U're too close to her heat

She can make U sad when U're happy as can be

She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets

All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy