Intro cuts : "You know, in school.

Everyone tries their very best to learn good habits

So we're going to try to do the very same thing

As we sing."



Verse 1 (character: Jeff)

All star quarterback, varsity letter, I drive a Jetta

A popular kid, my parents give me all my cheddar

Plus I date Heather, the flyest girl in our school

I got a very large house, with an inground pool

I rock Polo and Abercrombie