A one-trick pony in a one-horse town

You're feeling lonely and the cable's down

You feel like the only freak in this town

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with me?

We've got a life of scratching tickets

at the local gas and stop

So suck on another whippit and hear the brain cells pop

I know I'm nothing special

I know I'm nothing great

I know I'm nothing different

But I just don't feel the same

What's wrong with me?

Can you feel the radiation

dragging your sister down?

You won't feel the alienation

And you'll never leave this town

I know I'm nothing special

I know I'm nothing great

I know I'm nothing different

But I just don't feel the same

What's wrong with me?

I could be happy with less, I guess

If they tell me that less is more

Set a place for me at the table

I won't be hungry anymore

I know I'm nothing special

I know I'm nothing great

I know I'm nothing different

But I just don't feel the same

What's wrong with me?