Sensitive New-Age Guys

from the Christine Lavin LP "Attainable Love"





Spoken: Sing along, it will help you with your male bonding kind-of-thing...



Who like to talk about their feelings?

(Sensitive New-Age Guys)

Who's into crystal, who's into healing?

(Sensitive New-Age Guys)

Who like to dress like Richard Simmons?

(Sensitive New-Age Guys)

Who are hard to tell from women?

(Sensitive New-Age Guys)

Who like to cry at weddings, who think "Rambo" is upsetting?

(Sensitive New-Age Guys)

Who tape "Thirty-Something" on their VCR's?

(Sensitive New-Age Guys)

Who's got child-on-board stickers on their cars?

(Sensitive New-Age Guys)



Whose last names are hyphenated?

(Sensitive New-Age Guys)

Who loved "Three Men and a Baby", a movie I hated?

(Sensitive New-Age Guys)

Who's consciousness is constantly raising?

(Sensitive New-Age Guys)

Whose tax-free income is amazing?

(Sensitive New-Age Guys)

Who think that red meat is disgusting?

(Sensitive New-Age Guys)

Who's into UFO's, channelling, and dusting?

(Sensitive New-Age Guys)

Who believes us when we say we have pre-menstrual syndrome?

(Sensitive New-Age Guys)

Who doesn't know who plays in the Seattle Kingdome?

(Sensitive New-Age Guys)



Spoken: Let's ask these guys who plays in the Seattle Kingdome...

Hey, do you know who plays in the Seattle Kingdome?

(Mumble...mumble...)

Oh, good answer, good answer!



Who likes music that's repetitious?

(Sensitive New-Age Guys)

Who likes music that's repetitious?

(Sensitive New-Age Guys)

Who's concerned about your orgasm?

(silence)

Spoken: ...Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys said you were sensitive?

(Well, Christine...we're sensitive -- but we're not *that* sensitive!)



I guess it's more important that they have 'em

(Sensitive New-Age Guys)

Who carries the baby on his back?

(Sensitive New-Age Guys)

Who thinks that Shirley McLaine is on the inside track?

(Sensitive New-Age Guys)

Who sings on singalongs even when they can't stand stupid singalong songs?

(Sensitive New-Age Guys)



(Spoken: Thank you for sharing.)









Transcribed by Rich Kulawiec, rsk@ecn.purdue.edu