A certified casino bride

I roll in with the dealer's high

forever yours I'm never sure

I'll bake the apple pies you like

American like it or not

I'll take you for all that you got

a certified casino bride

I roll in with the dealer's high

and I am looking for the slots

I'm filing down my heart

desert, be kind to this traveler



I'm a sexy hypnotist

lost on the strip

a sexy hypnotist

and I'll bear it all

cause abs and buns are so much fun





I'm flying down the road of life

there's no sign of the past in sight

the men I knew ain't seen me since

I left the sheets and hit the strip

the palaces I left behind

the palaces I hope to find

I ride the tiger in the light

I roll in with the dealer's high

some chick offers me a drink

I'm not like her I think

all tarted up in some

burned out shade of pink





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