It's just another Saturday Hanging out at DBA

All I came for was whisky and a bunch of pints

I have a drink or two or three And I feel like I'm on TV

'Cause some girl across the bar is giving me the evil eye

I make a move to see what's up and bump right into some dump jock

The guy gets pissed and he throws his drink right in my face

Well now he started, but I'll finish

But first I'll have another Guinness

Fighting's such a boring thing I gave it up, I always win



Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life

Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!

Don't tell me how to live my life!



Another guy, another day. Why won't this guy just go away

Talk my ear off and I don't want to smell your breath

You like my band, I understand When you say,