she said she didn't understand and so she guessed he was deep

she swore he'd never been to college and was too tall to be

so as she led him to the slaughter thinking she'd be laughing last

now the lady in the question is his better half



she's gotta be the stupidest girl i've ever seen

she don't care who, why, where i've been

she's got a right to be, with all that's wrong with me

but she doesn't wanna understand that she's a girl and i'm a man



he thought that women and drink would make a man out of him

but the extent of his studies left a jaded man

so as she led him to the altar he was easily led

and when they asked him if he did, well then this is what he said



she's gotta be the stupidest girl i've ever seen

she don't care who, why, where i've been

she's got a right to be, with all that's wrong with me

but she doesn't wanna understand that she's a girl and i'm a man



well she's a girl and i'm a man

she's a girl and i'm a man

she's a girl and i'm a man

she's a girl and i'm a man

she's a girl and i'm a man

she's a girl



she's gotta be the stupidest girl i've ever seen

she don't care who, why, where i've been

she's got a right to be, with all that's wrong with me

but she doesn't wanna understand that she's a girl and i'm her man



every time she's near me

she gives me any reason to be alive

try to get right

yeah she looks right through me

she says you're not cool, you're just like me

you're a stupid man

get over here, hold my stupid hand

she's all right, yeah...



you wouldn't understand, sister is a man fan

she