She cooks with lard

Loves hot food bars

A quart of sweet tea

And fried pork skin

Can't get enough

Eats till shes stuffed

Goes to the bath room

And then she comes back again

She thinks she looks just like Maddona

When she runs her greasy fingers

Through her bleach blonde hair

Most times she'll place another order

And lordy have mercy

On that little bitty chair



She's got a butt bigger than the beatles

Eattin' me out of house and home

Her booty size

Well it oughtta be illegal

She has a hard time sittin' on the throne



Hamburgers, hotdogs, cheese fries, and colslaw

A dozen bear claw yum yum yum



Loves sausage links, hates diet drinks

Takes up both seats in a two seater car

Her doctor said lay off the bread

But he didn't say nuthin' bout a snickers bar



She drinks sweet milk by the gallon

And she'd never eat a salad or a lean cuisine

Then she'll lay spread out on the hammoc

After she's done her damage at the dairy queen



She's got a but bigger than the beatles

Folks make fun cause she's over grown

Her rumps shack like a voltswagon beetle

She gives new meaning to the words big boned



Bagles and cream cheese vaniller ice cream

A tub of whip cream yum yum yum



No you won't find her name on the weight loss of fame

Down at jenny craig's

When she cleans 'em out at the waffle house

They'll bring in more ham and eggs

Eww eww eww



She's got a but bigger than the beatles

Her favorite food is chocolate ding dongs

She's wide enough to play line backer for the eagles

Deon sanders better leave her alone

Try chicken that's baked or a fat