I'm seeing this girl and she just might be out of her mind

Well she's got baggage and it's all the emotional kind

She talks about closure and that validation bit

I don't mean to be insensitive, but I really hate that shit

Oh man she's got issues

And I'm gonna pay

She thinks she's the victim

Yeah

Now I know she'll feel abandoned

If I don't stay over late

And I know she's afraid to commit

But it's only our second date

Oh man she's got issues

And I'm gonna pay

She thinks she's the victim

But she takes it all out on me

I don't know why you're messed up

I don't know why your whole life is a chore

Just do me a favor

And check your baggage at the door

Now she talks about her ex nonstop, but I don't mind

But when she calls out his name in bed

That's where I draw the line

You told me a hundred times how your father left and he's gone

But I wish you wouldn't call me daddy

When we're gettin' it on

Oh man she's got issues

And I'm gonna pay

She's playing the victim

And taking it all out on me

My god she's got issues

And I'm gonna pay

If you think I'm controlling

Then why do you follow me around

If you're not co-dependent

Then why do you let others drag you down

I don't know why you're messed up

I don't know why your whole life is a chore

Just do me a favor

And check your baggage at the door