Music/Text: Neil Tennant, Chris Lowe, Robbie Williams

Oh, Madonna, Madonna
Oh, Madonna, Madonna
Oh, Madonna, Madonna
Oh, oh oh-oh oh

I don't miss you just who you used to be
And you don't ring true so please stop calling me
Your "I love you's" are ten a penny
You're dropping clues like you've got any
You got to choose there's been so many "ohh"

I love you baby
But face it she's Madonna
No man on Earth
Could say that he don't want her
This look of love says I'm leaving
You're frozen now I've done the freezing
I'm walking out Madonna's calling me

. . . . . .

She's got to be obscene to be believed
That's her routine not what she means to me
I found myself by circumstance
Across a room where people dance
And quite by chance she' danced right next me

I love you baby
But face it she's Madonna
No man on earth
Would say that he don't want her
It's me not you I've got to move on
You're younger too but she's got her groove on
I'm sorry love Madonna's calling me

Oh, Madonna, Madonna
Oh, Madonna, Madonna
Oh, Madonna, Madonna
Oh, oh oh-oh oh

. . . . . .
I want to tell you a secret
. . . . . .

We're having drinks with Kate and Stella
Gwyneth's here she's brought her fella
But all I wanna do is take Madonna home

I love you baby
But face it she's Madonna
No man on earth
Would say that he don't want her
It's me not you I've got to move on
You're younger too but she's got her groove on
I'm sorry love Madonna's calling me