She hates my mama

She hates my daddy too

She loves to tell me

She hates the things i do

She loves to lie beside me

Almost every night

She's no lady she's my wife



The preacher asked her

And she said i do

The preacher asked me

And she said yes he does too

And the preacher said

I pronounce you 99 to life

Son she's no lady she's your wife



And i can't remember

How i met her

Seems like she's always just been hanging here off my right arm

And i can't remember

How i ever

Thought that i just couldn't live without a woman's charm



And even though

She loves the smell of french perfume

And even though

She walks around in high-heel shoes

All i know

Is i'm the one who pays her price

Man she's no lady she's my wife



And i can't remember

How i met her

Seems like she's always just been hanging here off my right arm

And i can't remember

How i ever

Thought that i just couldn't live without a woman's charm



Yea she hates my mama

She hates my daddy too

She loves to tell me

She hates the things i do

She loves to lie beside me

Almost every night

She's no lady she's my wife




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