Shoot Him Lyrics worked out by Adam Dawes (ad32@vms.bton.ac.uk) and

========= Iain Rosie (mcscs4iar@vaxd.dundee-tech.ac.uk).



E> (?) (?dug a hole?) (sounds like this first part may be Icelandic!)

E> There were four of us

E> One of us was the landlord

E> There were, we were on a drinking spree

E> I had eaten my take-away

E> I washed my landlord, he was covered in gravy

E> The others were amazed how dirty he was

E> How I was, but I said,

E> He never took a bath,

E> He never takes a bath,

E> So why, why don't we just shoot him?



Why don't you shoot him?

Why don't you shoot him?

Why don't you shoot him?

Why don't you just shoot him?



E> I said that's no polite manner to behave in

E> But something like that I was too drunk to remember

E> I said, he can't suffer the cold water

E> He'll die! He'll die!

E> They said no way, jose!

E> I said - my name ain't Jose

E> He said yes it is

E> But I think he was already dead

E> He suffered a stroke in the bath

E> So why don't you shoot him?

E> Why don't you shoot him?



Why don't you shoot him?

Why don't you shoot him?

Why don't you shoot him?

Why don't you just shoot him?



E> I said oh no

E> And he was so dirty

E> But why give him a bath?

E> Why don't you just give him a bullet



Why don't you shoot him?

Why don't you shoot him?

Why don't you shoot him?



E> In the head