May it never be said she's knockin' them dead

But is there a fame, it's such a cryin' shame what they're sayin'

It's more than a game that they're playin'

At the start as we all should know

That she's some kind of sleaze, that's a social disease

Shut up, shut up



Don't tell me that my best friend's a menace

She might wind up in a book written by Guinness

It's all right with me, if she wants to be

As loony as the day she was born

Shut up, shut up



Call her name in the air and she'll soon be there

If you want her to be

Round me a bend and I'm needin' a friend she comes to me



The story book lies, there's stars in her eyes

She's one of a kind and I sure am glad that I met her

I couldn't have found one much better

But there's something we all should know

She's a kind of a gnu that belongs in a zoo

Shut up, shut up



Don't tell me that my best friends like Alice

Who might wind up in a looking-glass palace

It's all right with me, if she wants to be

As naughty as the day she was born

Shut up, shut up



Call her name in the air and she'll soon be there

If you want her to be

Round me a bend and I'm needin' a friend she comes to me



Don't tell me that my best friend's a menace

She might wind up in a book written by Guinness

It's all right with me, if she longs to be

As nutty as the day she was born

Shut up, shut up



Call her name in the air and she'll soon be there

If you want her to be

Round me a bend and I'm needin' a friend she comes to me



Shut up, shut up