Silk pyjamas, silk pyjamas

She was wearing silk pyjamas

Usual outfit, big pith helmet

Dr. Martens and silk pyjamas

Said it was driving her round the bend

Just sitting and waiting for the phone to ring

She should have been back around half past ten

Has anybody seen my friend?

She's so lovely in her green and red

Silk pyjamas

Can't have gone far

Where's the high street?

Where's the river?

How's the bugger going to manage?

Doesn't speak a word of Spanish

Said it was driving her half insane

To live in a city with no underground train

She took her umbrella and her biscuit tin

And she wantdered off into the smog

For a slurpy and a tofu dog, singing...

hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Silk pyjamas, silk pyjamas

She was wearing silk pyjamas

In the daytime

In the night

She was wearing silk pyjamas

Silk pyjamas, silk pyjamas

She was wearing silk pyjamas

Usual outfit, big pith helmet

Silk pyjamas, no elastic

Big pith helmet that she came by

Somewhere on the Bakerloo line

Have you seen her silk pyjamas?

She was wearing silk pyjamas