Side door, you'll be the one

Side door, I'm telling you, won't be undone

Side door, we're coming on through

Side door, so steady, so gentle and true

Someone with whom to take the broader view

Lockjaw, you won't be the one

Lockjaw, you're out of date, old fashioned fun,

Something to make you sleepy in the sun

Nothing could be so simple

Give me a little bit more, you'll soon see why

She's hiding beneath her covers,

You're playing it a bit cool

Your heads up high, hang it down

And then love will come and see you

Happily on your way

Happy to find your way

Side door, you're letting me in

Side door, I'm shutting you, keep out of the wind

She's such a treat and oh, so masculine

Ground floor, you're letting me down,

Ground floor, show me the best place in town

Somewhere discrete, to let our toupees down

Nothing could be so simple

Give me a little bit more, you'll soon see why

She's hiding beneath her covers,

You're playing it a bit cool

Your heads up high, hang it down

And then love will come and see you

Happily on your way

Happy to find your way

Side door, you'll be the one (you'll be the one)

Side door, you'll be the one (you'll be the one)

Side door, you'll be the one (you'll be the one)

Side door, you'll be the one (you'll be the one)