KRISTINE

See, I really couldn't sing

I could never really sing

What I couldn't do was...



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Sing!



KRISTINE

I have trouble with the...



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Note!



KRISTINE

It goes all around my...



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Throat!



KRISTINE

It's a terrifying...



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Thing!



KRISTINE

See, I really couldn't hear

Which note was lower or was...



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Higher!



KRISTINE

Which is why I disappear

If someone says, "Let's start a...



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Choir!"



KRISTINE

Hey, when I begin to...



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Shriek!



KRISTINE

It's a across between I...



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Squeak!



KRISTINE

And a quiver or I...



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Moan!



KRISTINE

It's a little like a...



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Croak!



KRISTINE

Or the record player...



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Broke!



KRISTINE

What it doesn't have is...



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Tone!



KRISTINE

Oh, I know you're thinking what a crazy...



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Ding-a-ling



KRISTINE

But I really couldn't...



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Sing!



KRISTINE

I could never really...



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Sing!



KRISTINE

What I couldn't do was...



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Sing!

Three blind mice...



KRISTINE

Three blind mice...

It isn't intentional!



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She's doing her best!

Jingle bells, jingle bells



KRISTINE

Jingle bells, Jingle bells

It really blows my mind



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She gets depressed!



KRISTINE

But what I lack in pitch

I sure make up in...



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Power



KRISTINE

And all my friends say

I am perfect for the shower

Still, I'm terrific at a...



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Dance!



KRISTINE

Guys are comin' in their...



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Pants!



KRISTINE

I'm a birdie on the...



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Wing!



KRISTINE

But when I begin to...



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Chirp!



KRISTINE

They say,"Who's the little...



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Twerp!



KRISTINE

Goin' 'pong' instead of...



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'Ping'!"



KRISTINE

And when Christmas comes

And all my friends go...



CHORUS

Caroling...



KRISTINE

It is so dishearten



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ning!



KRISTINE

It is so disquiet



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ting!



KRISTINE

It is so discourag



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ging!



KRISTINE

Darling, please stop answer



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ring!



KRISTINE

See, I really couldn't



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sing!



KRISTINE

I could never really



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sing!



KRISTINE

What I couldn't do was



CHORUS

Do re mi fa sol la ti do

Do re mi fa sol la ti do

La



KRISTINE

La!



CHORUS

La



KRISTINE

La!



CHORUS

Sing, sing, sing

Sing, sing, sing...



KRISTINE

SING!



CHORUS

SING!