There's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it

A stale glass of beer on the table by the Playboys

Did you see miss March? God, she looks so young

This single life, it sure is fun



Well we could go to the lounge at the Holiday Inn

Hear my favorite band play the latest Michael Jackson

Song about a boy with a really nice bike

This single life, it sure is fun



We'll snort some cocaine in the bathroom by the condom dispenser

Talk about the barmaid,