bravely bold sir robin rode forth from camelot

he was not afraid to die oh brave sir robin

he was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways

brave brave brave brave sir robin

he was not the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp

or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken

to have his kneecaps split and his body burned away

and his limbs all hacked and mangled brave sir robin

his head smashed in and his heart cut out

and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged

and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...