I named my pager

Isn't that cute?

You should too!



So what's your pagers name?

I'm waiting!



People give me a hard time 'cos I have a wooden arse

That's why there's only sandpaper in the bathroom

So just get over it ok!



I've got free vacation

And cable TV



I'm not a star baby

I'm a trip

Can you dig me?



I like coffee

I feel tired



I got a dukes of hazard tattoo

and it's not even on the frickin' tv anymore



My friend doris says I should go to church more

So i told her go to hell...ok

Just go to hell



I'm simple but im complicated

It was daddy's idea to show morse code on walkie talkies

We're rich now