Sadie, pull this car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.



Well, we went down to the Grundy County auction

The sign said no tobaccer where we sat

My wife told me that I should spit with caution

Or else we'll all wind up in a big ol' spat



And I said hush your mouth nobody's gonna mind

If I pack my lip and ignore the sign

'Cause a little dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all

Then, I've never seen anyone get so mad

From a little bit of spit on his John Deere hat

But I spit on him once, spit on him twice

Spit Skoal on the feller in the second row

Well he turned around and nearly broke my nose

I got a big fat lip, two black eyes

Shoulda just went and dipped outside



Well, it musta been about eight or nine more minutes

Until I pulled that can of Skoal back out

And I knew when I put my fingers in it

That I'd just spit it out amongst the crowd

...Look out!



And you know I really don't care if anybody minds

A pinch 'tween your cheek and gum is not a crime

So I'll do my spittin' and to heck with the rest of y'all

Well I've never saw people gettin' so dang mad

Worst County auction they've ever had

'Cause I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em twice

Spit Skoal on the people, well I must confess

I even got a little on a lady's white dress

But in the end they got me back you see

They all took a dip and spit on me



Well, they pinned me down on the auction block

And took my Skoal away

And the town still hates to talk about

The mess that was made that day



When I said hush your mouth, nobody's gonna mind

If I pack my lip and ignore the sign

'Cause a little dip of Sk