Since you've been gone

Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil

Since you've been gone

It's like I've got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil

Oh well, I'm feelin' like I stuck my hand

Inside a blender and turned it on

You know, I've been in a buttload of pain

Since you've been gone

(Since you've been gone)

I couldn't feel any worse if you dropped

A two-ton bowling ball on my toes

(Since you've been gone)

It couldn't hurt any more if you shoved

A red-hot cactus up my nose

Since you've been gone

Well, it feels like I'm getting tetanus shots every day

Since you've been gone

It's like I've got an ice cream headache that won't go away

Ever since the day you left me

I've been so miserable, my dear

I feel almost as bad as I did

When you were still here

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