They call me sloppy jalopy

I got a whole lot in my head

I never get up early baby

Just to get out of bed

I eat the jalapeno yes I do

And then I take a creamy dreamy

Hot stinky poo



They call me sloppy jalopy

I eat ice cream with my honey

She makes me laugh sometimes

Because you know she's so funny

They call me sloppy jalopy

I've got t he barbecued buns

Because I wear no panties

When I back in the sun



I pick my nose clean baby

Roll the boogers in a ball

And I flick ‘em at people

When I go to the mall

I got a big pair of shorts

And they're cut off way below the knees

I keep my pockets filled up

With macaroni and cheese



I watch the Larry king

So I can fall right to sleep

My girlfriends got taste because

She thinks I'm a creep

I don't watch the news

Because I can't stand the sports

And my favorite companions

Are usually sold in cold quarts



I don't take no showers

Cause I'm a natural dude

But I do change my mind

Because I hate to be rude

I love to do the lambada

But I don't do it very well

And my hair's always perfect

Because I use the styling gel