Put on your slumming clothes and get your car

Let's go sightseeing where the high-toned people are

Come on, there's lots of fun in store for you

See how the other half lives on Park Avenue



Let's go slumming, take me slumming

Let's go slumming on Park Avenue



Let us hide behind a pair of fancy glasses

And make faces when a member of the classes passes



Let's go smelling where they're dwelling

Sniffing ev'rything the way they do



Let us go to it, they do it

Why can't we do it too?

Let's go slumming, nose thumbing, on Park Avenue





[2nd chorus:]

Let's go slumming, take me slumming

Let's go slumming on Park Avenue



Where the social hearts for Broadway lights are throbbing

And they spend their nights in smart cafes hobknobbing, snobbing



Come let's eye them, pass right by them

Looking down our noses as they do



Let us go to it, they do it

Why can't we do it too?

Let's go slumming, crumb bumming, on Park Avenue