See that girl, watch her dance

If I knew her name I wouldn't have to sit on my hands

If my mouth don't work I get some help

And she don't mind if I don't keep my hands to myself



You're all right

You put up such a good clean fight

I'm afraid that you lose tonight

S-L-U-T

She may be a slut but she looks good to me



You're so clean, so refined

You don't care to get messy just to have a good time

She's got saggy thighs and baggy eyes

But she loves me in a way I can still recognize