Load up on grunge and be depressed

Its fun to do for two minutes

Theres no award for self absorbed

Before you know youre 34

Youre old, youre old, youre old, how old



Man, its nice out, and this day is

Made by God, now, celebrate it

Life is too brief, lets complain less

You Nirvana imitators

Look at Dave Grohl, for example

Now hes cheerful, like the Beatles yeah!



Now worships not what I do best

Its hardest if I feel depressed

But when I do exalt His name

It always helps to kill the pain

Hallel, hallel, hallel, hallel



Were alive now, and this day is

Made by God now, and were plain blessed

Dont be stupid couch potatoes

Youre not Elvis in Las Vegas

Try to not go avocado

Try to be mo jalapeno yeah!



And I forget things while I praise

Oh, yeah, His blessings make me smile

Ive found its hard its hard to whine

And yell with Heaven on mind

Hallel, hallel, hallel, hallel



When were wiped out, and this day gets

Very hard now, and it drains us

Ive ready through this in Isaiah

Wait on God now, and Hell take us

From the bottom of the barrel

To the ski slopes, fly like eagles

Jeremiah 29 the leventh line does

Let us smile cause better times are set to find us

Never mind Doug, Wendy Whiner get on fire!