One day while I was eating beans at Smokey Joe's Cafe

Just sittin diggin'all the scenes at Smokey Joes's Cafe

A chick came walkin through the door

That I had never seen before

At least I never saw her down at Smokey Joe's Cafe

And I started shakin'when she sat right down next to me





Her knees were almost touching mine at Smokey Joe's Cafe

A chill was running down my spine at Smokey Joe's Cafe

I could smell her sweet perfume

She smiled at me my heart went boom

Then everybody in the room at Smokey Joe's Cafe

Said "Man be careful,that chick belongs to Smokey Joe"



From behind the counter I saw a man

A chef's hat on his head and a knife in his hand

He grabbed me by the collar and began to shout

"You better eat up all your beans,boy and clear right on out."



I know I'll never eat again at Smokey Joe's Cafe

And so we'll never meet again at Smokey Joes's Cafe

I'd rather eat my chili beans

At Jim's or Jack's or John's or Gene's

Then take my chances eating down at Smokey Joe's Cafe

Why risk my life when that Smokey Joe's a crazy fool



Waah-aah,at Smokey Joe's Cafe

Waah-aah,at Smokey Joe's Cafe

Waah-aah,at Smokey Joe's Cafe