I'm the path of least resistance

I'm a highway wide and clear

I'm the French bread in the desert

That you'll eat when death is near



I'm a snake (I stand tall)

Snake (Watch me crawl)



Put me on a pedestal

Put me on a pulpit

Slither, slither, slither, slither

I can be a victim

I can be a culprit

Slither, slither, slither, slither



I'm a snake (I stand tall)

Snake (When I crawl)

I won't break (When you fall)

Snake (Up against the wall)



I can be a president

I can be a pawn

Slither, slither, slither, slither

I'm crawling in your TV

Crawling on your lawn

Slither, slither, slither, slither

I'm crawling up your bedpost

Crawling thru your door

Slither, slither, slither, slither

I'm crawling out your bookcase

And right across the floor

Slither, slither, slither, slither



I'm the water in the desert

That you knew was a mirage

I'm the fake gem in the pawn shop

That you hocked and then re-bought

I'm the talent that you buried

And lost interest in and on

I'm the life that you made sport of

Dropped the ball and then you run



I'm a snake (I stand tall)

Snake (Watch me crawl)

I won't break (When you fall)

Snake (Up against the wall)



I'm crawling when you're happy

Crawling when you're sad

Slither, slither, slither, slither

I'm crawling up your mother

And I'm crawling down your dad

Slither, slither, slither, slither

I'm crawling on your lovers

And I'm crawling on your friends

Slither, slither, slither, slither

I'm crawling everywhere

'Cuz my crawling never ends

Slither, slither, slither, slither



I'm crawling, cra