Well Ive been to Hastings

and Ive been to Brighton

Ive been to Eastbourne too

So what

So what

Ive been here

and Ive been there

Ive been every fucking where



So what

So what

So what So what you boring little cunt



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Who cares

Who cares what you do

Yeah, who cares

Who cares about you you you you you



Well Ive fucked the queen

Ive fucked fuck

I even sucked an old mans cock

So what

So what

And Ive fucked a sheep

Ive fucked a goat

I rammed my cock right down his throat

So what

So what

So what, So what you boring little fuck



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Ive drunk that

and Ive drunk this

Ive spewed up on a pint of piss

So what

So what

Ive had skank

Ive had speed

Ive jacked up until i bleed



So what

So what

So what, So what you boring little cunt



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Ive had crabs

Ive had lice

Ive had the clap and that aint nice

So what

So what

Ive fucked this

Ive fucked that

Ive even fucked a schoolgirls twat



So what

So what

So what, So what you boring little cunt



Chorus



So fucking what!