As soon as I got a paycheck,

You ask me to make it hightech

And to bleach my flecks.

Tabloids will be all over it.

Do you think I should be timid?

all licketysplit.



'Upswing,

plaything!'

That's very flattering.

'Brand new!'

And that's just a preview.

'One-two!'

I wouldn't know how to...



As soon as I got a paycheck,

You ask me to make it hightech

And to bleach my flecks.

Tabloids will be all over it.

Do you think I should be timid?

All licketysplit.



'Upswing,

plaything!'

That's very flattering.

'Brand new!'

And that's just a preview.

'One-two!'

I wouldn't know how to...

I wouldn't know how to...

I wouldn't...



As soon as I got a paycheck

You ask me to make it hightech

And to bleach my flecks.