Well I know lots of the in-crowd, I like to think I'm one

I spend all my winters in St Moritz, just a lazin' in the sun

So I bought Miss '78 Playmate a brand new M.G.B.

But some guy who could dance and kept a gun his pants

Stole her away from me - and mumma tell me why



Some people have all the fun

Some people have all the fun

Some guys dance and some girls ru-un

Some people have all the fun



I wear carefully faded designer jeans and I once met Marlon Brando

And I even bought a drink for the Aga Khan but he would not shake my hand

Oh mumma make me happy, send me lots more cash

Don't worry, I saw the Midnight Express thirty-six times

And I know where to keep my stash - and mumma tell me why



Some people have all the fun

Some people have all the fun

Some guys dance and some girls run

Some people have all the fun - oh mumma



Oh mumma - tell me why-y-y

I spent sixteen grand on an M.G.B.

What else could she want from me-ee

Oh, oh, oh mumma tell me why



Some people have all the fun

Some people have all the fun

Some guys dance and some girls ru-un

Some people have all the fun



So I borrowed Uncle Rocky's yacht to take her sailin' out on the sea

She said you know me, honey, I'd love to come

But can I bring my boyfriend with me, so there we all were in Bermuda

Soakin' up our Hollywood tans

But they kicked over my castle and they sprayed me with sand

I said mumma, I don't understand why

Some people go partyin', some people got mortal sin

But Miss '78 and her neanderthal mate, well they just won't let me join in

Mumma tell me why-y



Some people have all the fun

It's enough to make you cry-y

Some people h