Now I'm a family man that works hard for the money

with the sweetest wife ever *smak* I love you honey

I buy her everything, if it takes my last dollar

Even her nails and her hair to be done at the beauty parlor

We spend ample time together, doin dinner and a movie

and whatever else sounds groovy

And when we want real excitement and drama, word to momma

we walk around in our pajamas in the Bahamas

I love her and I need her and I never ever cheat her

I'm far too carin to be considered a woman beater

My style is gentle, romantic and friendly

Nothin like the husband from _Sleeping With the Enemy_

I thought that she was in love with me

I used to think that she couldn't get enough of me

But lately things been seemin strange and..

baby you changed



Somebody's... been sleeping in MY bed..

Somebody's... been sleeping in MY bed..



Now I've heard of traffic but I've never heard of when

you get off at five and don't make it home til ten

Another thing that I can't comprehend:

matchbox and pens from the Holiday Inn

And every night that I had to work late

I come home to see that the bathroom ain't straight

I look at the toilet bowl and wonder whassup

because I know damn well that she don't piss with the seat up

And lookin at the underwear in the room

Now I wear silk drawers; whose Fruit of the Looms?

Another thing that's quite bizarre -

my bathrobe smelled like Brut, but I use Dakar

Now I'm seein that she's treatin me crummy

Also, she must take me for some dummy

Because she'll lay in bed and say, "Come on in"

but them ain't the same bedsheets from this morning

Now yeah my dear have you been busted

but I still feel like P.E., Can't T