(The Arachnids)

And the Spirit of the Lord

Came upon Samson once again

It took him down to Ashkelon

He struck down thirty men

He took all their belongings

And bore their clothes away

To use them for the forfeit

He promised he would pay

And Samson he was seething

Oh boy ! Was Samson mad ?

The Philistines had wronged him

So vengeance Samson had

His wife, meanwhile, was given to

The one who'd been best man

Some best man to take his wife

Who needs that kind of man ?

He took a harvest goat for her

To celebrate the day

But as he went up to her room

Her father barred the way

And Samson he was seething

Oh boy ! Was Samson mad ?

The Philistines had wronged him

So vengeance Samson had