(a.k.a Sorry About Your Penis, there are two versions of this song, some of the lyrics are different. I don't care, it's pretty near to the same)



I caught you looking at yourself

Don't worry about it you look fine

How did you get your hair so tight

Kicking things, you might as well fight

It's January/February you've got a tan

I've got to hand it to you man

You're the bull of the ball

Trying to stand tall

Thinking you can take them all



Sorry about your penis (3x)



I caught you looking at yourself

I bet you got overhead cams

Personalized plates and all

Your truck was probably 20 feet tall

I bet you say you do it a lot

I bet you don't do it at all

All the singers booted up



You might as well fuck a guy up



Sorry about your penis (3x)

Sorry I'm sorry

Sorry i'm sorry so sorry



You don't get it you'll never will

Flirting with that macho man, overkill

Seeing everything as if it was a sport

The only thing you'll win is a case of warts

Cookie cutter man you all you look a like

Drink 'em up drink 'em up Fight! Fight! Fight!

Move it with the man, got a tounge-in-cheek

Don't re-create please, please, please



Sorry about your penis (3x)

Sorry about your penis (3x)